Celebrity Crush

When the B horror film CHAIN-FACE CLOWN hit theaters in 1985, few could have predicted it would eventually be celebrated as a cult classic, at least among a niche group of horror enthusiasts. Among its most devoted admirers is 29-year-old EMILY LYNESSA, who has always believed she was destined to meet and fall in love with JONATHAN BLAKLEE, the actor in his mid-40s who starred in CHAIN-FACE CLOWN. To Emily, Jonathan is the ideal partner; no other man measures up to him. She has idolized both him and the movie for as long as she can remember. Her collection of CHAIN-FACE CLOWN memorabilia is extensive enough to impress even the most passionate fan. However, there is one piece she has yet to acquire—the living, breathing Jonathan Blaklee himself.