Steve Powers

The story follows a struggling salesman who specializes in freeze-dried pets as he embarks on a quest to become the world’s pioneering cyber evangelist.

To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find – an Army private and a prostitute – and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they’re the smartest people around.