Paul F. Tompkins

Erika argues why the US government should build them a mech. Patrick explains why society needs new cuss words. Brian illustrates why Craigslist is the continuation of the Oregon Trail…

Paul investigates who the mastermind of “Groundhog Day” is. Kimia argues why the WNBA is better than the NBA. Zach explains why the ocean sucks.

Jess explains why wrestling and drag are the same. Jacob analyzes which cryptid is the best to blaze with. Katie expounds why eggs are the best.